I’d take a bullet for you. And by that I mean a toasty Pesto Turkey Bullet from Quiznos, with less than 500 calories. I promise you all the sweet Cantina Chicken Flatbread Sammies you desire, with Chili on the side. If you’re down for a sleepover, we can come back in the AM for a Bacon, Egg & Cheddar Sub. Still not convinced I love you? What if I said I’d take a Torpedo for you... with Beef, Bacon, & Cheddar? As long as it’s Quiznos... when it comes to the real bullets, you’re on your own. I don’t do guns.